For a woman who has never actually got down to figuring out whether her own uterus works… this was pretty hilarious!
I’m going to turn 39 years old this month and it dawned on me that I haven’t used my uterus for anything in the last EIGHT years. That’s a long time to haul around an extraneous internal organ, don’t you think? It wouldn’t be a big deal if my uterus was one of those organs that keeps to itself and doesn’t cause any trouble, like my spleen. But once a month my uterus forces me to take to the couch – where I spend hours miserably clutching an electric heating pad, popping Advil like M&Ms, and biting the heads off of innocent passersby.
Why should I have to go through the pain and hassle of having a uterus that I’m never going to use again? I knew when I gave birth to my son back in 2004 that my uterus would never again be used as a baby hotel –…
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