Age: About 1 human year
Intrests: Extreme kitty sports involving consumption of strings, destroying furniture, milk. Really likes milk.
Looking for: New ways to keep my man interested. Leaning towards jumping out of the third floor window on to a ledge while he begs me to come back inside. But only after the stitches are out.
Name: Anji-puss, also known as Spook and Darth Vader and Pooter
Age: About 15 human years
Intrests: None. Go away.
Looking for: Didn’t you hear me the first time? Beat it!